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Just want to test your brain if it is still in working great shape.
>Have a nice day... ENJOY!
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>Think before you answer.
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>How smart are you?
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>Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
>As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert.
>The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies
>to the brain, so.......
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>Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
>intelligence. So take the following test presented here and
>determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."
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>There are spaces below so you don't see the answers until
>you have made your own....
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>OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
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>Question 1.
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>1. What do you put in a toaster?
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>The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now
>and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
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>Question 2.
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>2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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>Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
>do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over
>stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need
>to content yourself with reading something more appropriate
>such as "Children's World." If you said "water" then proceed to
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>Question 3.
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>3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house
>is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from
>pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,
>what is a greenhouse made from?
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>Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what are you still doing here reading these questions??
>If you said "glass, then on to
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>Question 4.
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>4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing
>that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or
>West Germany or in "no man's land?"
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>Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash... Your efforts would not be appreciated.
>If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to
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>Question 5.
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>5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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>Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything
>other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on
>getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league.
>Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
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>Everyone else proceed to the final question.
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>Question 6.
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>Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get
>off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people setoff and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
>What was the name of the bus driver?
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>Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember
>your OWN name? It was YOU, you dummy...
>the very first line says that you're driving the bus.
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>Now pass this along to all your "friends" and hope
>they do better than you did

والله ما أعرف أنجليزى

الموضوع هذا تعذيب لنا . والا الناس الدارسة اكيد قاموا يحلون الاسئلة وبيسلمونها اذا وصل الردود على الموضوع عشرين رد

ترجمو الموضوع بعدين بجاوب:p

تري انا اعرف عنجليزي بس اتدلع;)

انا اقول البطيخه

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حسبي الله عليك ياعسل




:p



صي يوووو

يا جماعة البنت تبي تشوف مخك فيه حيل يفهم و يستوعب او خلاص قفل

و حاطه لكم اسئلة وانتو تجاوبون عليها

و تشوفون اجوبتكم مع الاجوبه الصحيحة

وتكتشفون اذا في امل لمخكم

انا عن نفسي نصهم صح اشوا :confused:

عسل وش ذا ؟؟؟

أنا اقرا كلمة واطمر اللي بعدها ...

طلعت ما عندي ما عند عنايات بنت فتحي .. في الإنجليزي ههههههههههههههههههههههههه ااااااي

هههههههههههههههههههههه
ضحكتوووووووووووووووووووون ي
انشاء الله الاجازة جاية وكلكم داخلين حصص تقوية:p
في العنقليزي
وهالحين كل واحد يجيب القاموس ويترجم
ويختبر عقله ويعلم الاعضاء ع النتيجة