Funny mathematics

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how are you all ???

since it's my sirst time here ..... i like to dedicate the

following piece of writing to every body here ...

i wish you enjoy it ....

and thanks

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.



SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
you know it s the fact
alooot of thanks Mr: Knowledge for such anice subject

I`m the smart woman








WELCOME AGAIN


Mr KNOWLEDGE











ما شاء الله


five topice in one day


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مانيب سهل <<<<<<<<<<<<<< عودة قوية <<<< من طول الغيبات جاب الغنايم كل الفخر :36_9_2[1]



مشكورات ع المرور ملكة + كل الفخر <<<<<<<<<< I hope the best for ya both





باااااااااااااااااااااااا ااااااااي :بايو:

you are not easy


hahahah

thanks

Masha'allah

مشكورة ع المرور اختي الغالية كل الولاااء حياك باي وقت







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Smart boss + smart employee = profit[/quote]

I alawys say this statement


thanks alot

مشكور ع المرور حمرة الورد نورتي
بقدومك




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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



hahahahahahaha


no faire


thanks....knowldge


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welcome any time girl of the kingdom


مشكورة ع المرور اختي بنت السعودية

don't worry about the future >>>> u won't get another woman disteny u will get ur own

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live ur momet and leave the rest for Allah


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