Why teachers go crazy

Why teachers go crazy
ًTEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
STUDENT: Seven
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday
STUDENT: Nine
TEACHER: That's impossible
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago
WILLY: Me
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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave
STUDENT: Yes, Sir
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to
keep yours
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are
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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do
TEACHER: Of course not
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework
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TEACHER: Why are you late
WEBSTER: Because of the sign
TEACHER: What sign
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper
JOHN: I hope you didn't either
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you
I hope I managed to make you smile :11ea:
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And teacher will be mad >> Then they'll die

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Thanx a lot my dear

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thanks alot Queen for these nice jokes

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I really like these jokes
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تسلمي والله

مضحكه ومسليه
الله يعطيك العافيه

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:11bomb: What a poor teacher she is>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rose red

this is my class :زعلان: :زعلان:

Oh, my God

they gave a headach
Thanks aloOoOoOoOot Queen:11umbup:

I like them

Wish me Luck With My Students
They drive me crazy:mf_popean :mf_popean

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Thanks

I think they did not drink milk ..this mornning:هاها:

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