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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : ToNgUe TwIsTeRs By Loyalty



كل♥ღLoyaltyღ♥الولاء
07-01-2007, 10:55 PM
[ align=center]Very funny and Fuunnnny very ToNgUe TwIsTeRs





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I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.



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Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?



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A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.



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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide



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If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?



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I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"





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I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.



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Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.



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A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?



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A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?



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If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?



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If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.



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Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.



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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???





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How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.




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Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?




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I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.[/align]

ღ حمــ الـ H ــورد ـــرة ღ
08-01-2007, 04:13 PM
you just make me confused

ya lady


welcome back

my dear


I like your topic

I 'll come back to read

again

كل♥ღLoyaltyღ♥الولاء
11-01-2007, 01:39 AM
you just make me confused

ya lady


welcome back

again


What's up lady ??
Why are u ccnfused

I just turn back to my lovely fourm

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For these

ToNgUe TwIsTeRs

It's just like in arabic>>>دجاجتنا أكلت حب دجاجتكم و دجاجتكم سمنت أكتر من دجاجتنا .........etc.

I hope U enjoy them

:
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with regard
:harp:

The loyal ChErUb:wink:

ღ حمــ الـ H ــورد ـــرة ღ
11-01-2007, 08:44 AM
حياك الله
you are welcome

i like your topic

كل الفخر
13-01-2007, 02:47 PM
welcome back my dear


i realy miss you





i`m so happy>>>>>don`t leave again

كل♥ღLoyaltyღ♥الولاء
17-01-2007, 01:40 PM
first, thanks alot for passing

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I miss u and all of the members

:

and

I am happy too

:huglove:

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Many thanks

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23-03-2010, 12:06 AM
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