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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve


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MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick


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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth


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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly


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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
Pupil : The moon
Teacher : Why
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Pupil : A teacher


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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black
Customer : "What other colors do you have


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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs


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Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : It's a family tradition
Teacher : What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother
Sam : She's a woman


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Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing
Student : Brotherly love


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Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook


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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died


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Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time


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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand


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[همس الرووح]

teacher : Sam, you talk a lot
sam : It's a family tradition
teacher : What do you mean
sam : "sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
teacher : What about your mother
sam : She's a woman





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عزيزتي: همس الرووح

و الأحلى وجودكم في متصفحي لا عدمناكم و عافاكم الله و إيانا و الجميع من كل مكروه..
و ألف ألف شكر لقراءة الموضوع و التعقيب عليه هذا من لطفكم و بوركت يمينكم و بارك اله فيكم و رعاكم..
وأشكركم على المرور المميز و لكم ودي و احترامي و دمتم بألف خير..

[سـااامي]

ههههههههههههههههههه الصراحه ولا احلى من الردود هذي

احر ماعندي ابرد ماعنده ..... الف الف شكر على الموضوع الرائع ويامرحبا فيك في قسم الانجليزي يا صمود

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ههههههههههههههههههه الصراحه ولا احلى من الردود هذي

احر ماعندي ابرد ماعنده ..... الف الف شكر على الموضوع الرائع ويامرحبا فيك في قسم الانجليزي يا صمود

أخي الفاضل: سـااامي


أسعدكم الله دوماً..
و ألف ألف ألف شكر على حضوركم الأروع ومرحباً بكم هنا لا عدمناكم..
وأشكركم على المرور المبارك بارك الله فيكم و رعاكم ودمتم بألف خير..